This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
