it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We are all done wearing pants today
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