what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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