ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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