I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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