Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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