whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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