is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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