yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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