Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
