thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
