Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
