god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i out mim tonsoeep
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