doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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