Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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