Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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