I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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