Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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