Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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