fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so that wasnt chicken after all
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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