I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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