She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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