Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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