Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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