yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
