I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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