You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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