Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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