he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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