I smell stomach acid.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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