So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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