you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Randomize