I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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