brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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