i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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