are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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