that's an acceptable place to lick
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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