No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
then he tried to convert me to islam
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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