I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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