We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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