they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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