You work out of a Hotel?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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