hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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