I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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