How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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