But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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