So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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