i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
