anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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