TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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