Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
sex in a hospital.. check
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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