talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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