I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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